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britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

dahzuh:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

"Calm down lil nigga."

dahzuh:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

"Calm down lil nigga."

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

hot-to-squat:

Forever reblog


My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
flaming-cunts:

you know she dead

flaming-cunts:

you know she dead